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Refers to the USDA's pathetic practice of reducing your Food Stamps allotment whenever Social Security increases your SSI check due to a cost-of-living increase, largely negating any benefit that your additional food-allotment amount would have gained you.
Zheeesh, if Big Brother actually feels that you need more money to cover basic expenses each month, then basic logic and common sense would state that your SNAP benefits should INCREASE, as well, not be REDUCED!! Sounds like a classic case of "The Lord giveth; his dispiciples taketh away"!
To have an excess amount of cars
Person 1 " Man you ever drive the same car twice?"
Person 2 " Nahh, i gots more whips than a run away slave son"
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An exclaimation from HomestarRunner.com. It can be found on the website's 13th menu (Atari-themed)by moving your mouse over the "email" button (Strong Bad screams it), and also by watching the first deleted scene of the Yellow Dello movie (Homestar Runner says it).
Most commonly used as a random quote, and occasionally used to tell an annoying person to get lost.
"Somebody get this freaking duck away from me! This guy won't leave me alone!"
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1)The phrase used to compare one's disheveled appearance to that of a penis which was still wet when he dressed after participating in rough sex.
a)Originally, this phrase compared the clothing-covered, wet penis to that of a horse who was stabled without being tended, after a long day of hard riding .
Guy walks into work looking like he walked straight from the bed to the car. Coworker says: "Damn dude...rough night? You look like you got rode hard and put away wet!"
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The days September 24 and 25 are national give your hoodie to someone! The 24th, girls give boys their hoodies and the 25 , boys it’s your turn. Give someone you care about your sweater and make them happy :) #Love
I Love #national give away your hoodie day(s). It always makes me so happy
STAY AWAY FROM MEN DAY MEN SUCK I GOT RAPED AND APPARENTLY TODAY IS NATIONAL RAPE DAY I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS SO PLEASE STAY SAFE
Dont hurt me
I'm gonna hurt you
Its april 24th stay away from men day stay safe
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The polite exclamation that should be shouted if one is a midget wrestler running away from the dragon/duck from the atari adventure game "ADVENTURE"
"Sombowee geh tis fweekin duck away fwom me"- the deleted scene from the thriller "SEARCH FOR THE YELLOW DELLO" It was deleted- sorry, baleated- because of Homestar's bad language. That's what you get for trying to copy Stong Bah. Imean, Strong Bad.
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