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something you say to fill the silence and get everyone to speak again
"i have to pee"-michelle
"thats awkward"-derrick
"how?"-michelle
"it just is"-derrick
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When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.
Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.
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a professor who either has turrets syndrome, habitually makes bad jokes, won't let you listen to music during exams, is obsessed with his Seattle tea, thinks that pain is a good method of instruction, or all of the above.
Dr. Massman is an awkward prof
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Passed down from generation to generation, this legendary rock bestows its colossal powers of social ineptitude upon the lucky few. The Awkward Rock may neither be thrown nor tossed nor had fun with in any form... although several scholars argue that some fondling has occurred over the millennia. Some geologists have postulated that it came perhaps from space, however; more conventional theorists insist that this majestic rock was born of a Titan's sneeze, during the dawn of the world. Either way, none may argue the joy and fulfillment that the Awkward Rock has brought to countless people over the ages, at the comedic expense of the blessed few.
Sally could only look on in horror as Austin stumbled and bumbled over compliment and innuendo alike. No! She did not care that she reminded him of his night elf twink. No! She knew what Austin meant by having a cream-filled sausage feast.
...Yes deep down, Sally knew that something mysterious, something... awkward was afoot.
The Awkward Rock.
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The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.
A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"
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An awkward situation when one person goes behind another and slowly pats the person's chest, like a butterfly's wings.
Don't awkward butterfly that girl.
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gesture used in an awkward situation where only one hand is needed... take either hand with all fingers spread as you would when you place your hand on paper to trace and make a turkey, you then begin to wiggle your thumb and thus you have an awkward turkey
me and my friends were walking down the street with drinks in our hands... there was an awkward silence so i completeled and awkward turkey...
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