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You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.
"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."
A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.
employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel
jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.
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Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"
An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.
Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."
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A special burger that comes on an everything bagel
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Hand That Rocks the Bagel Burger, you should try it!"
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When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.
Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
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To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure
Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
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When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!
Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.
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