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When you sleep and feel tingley a five year old wrote this ;)
Well how do you feel in a weird bed with weird people
An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!
I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
a completely sexed out bed, usually found at parties and/or in alleys.
when you fuck a person then never speak to them again
Guy:Can i have your number?
Girl: nah bro your just a bed and dead :
When a mattress is left unmade without sheets and the owner still sleeps in it.
Is that a whore bed in her picture? Bitch needs some sheets.
The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.
Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.
Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
1: When you are so weak, it's as if you have just woken up moments before.
2: When you are sexually fit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you help me with this couch?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.