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to be utterly tortured by the music video of Friday by Rebecca Black thinking you've just clicked the link to an intrguing video
Jake: Hey Nate!! Check it out-I found some crazy-ass
YouTube porn.
Nate: (runs to Jake's bedroom) You better not be lying
man. I've been dying to get me some of this shit.
Jake: Me too, man. Alright. Let's do this. (clicks on the
video)
Nate: (sees a hot girl undressing) Damn this is soo...Oh
WTF??!! (now sees the beginning of Friday)
Jake: No!!! No!!! Not that stupid bitch! (Rebecca Black
starts singing) OMG! Quick Nate close the box!
Nate: (jamming his fingers on the mouse on the X) I am-
it's not working!!
Jake: Then turn down the volume. (starts puking once
the song breaks into chorus)
Nate: Dammit! It won't work either!!
Jake: Aww crap!!
(He and Nate start screaming while trying not to throw up. Once the song was over, Jake's mom found them dead on the floor. She then looked up at the computer screen and saw the Friday music video right in front of her.)
Jake's mom: OH NO!! They've been Rebecca Blacked!!!!
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Black Affronted is a Scottish way of expressing ones embarrassment, basically it is a local colloqualism for saying that you have been embarrassed by someone or something.
That lassie o' mine lifted up her skirt and mooned a'body, I was pure black affronted so ah wiz!
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The concept of preferential treatment towards Caucasian Americans over African Americans. In instances where a White person would be undoubtedly told "Yes," a Black person would be told "Maybe" or "No."
"They say a White man's yes is a Black maybe..."
-Common on 'Black Maybe' from the album Finding Forever (2007)
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A black prep isn't any different than any other "american individual" who dresses in the fashion of Preppy Americana Style. I.E (Ralph Lauren, Brooks Brothers, Martha's Vineyard Clothing, etc) A Black Prep, is just a minority of the American population who dresses in said above fashion, normally in the south, more pastel or bright colors are to be worn, as a male black prep and a southerner, I prefer the above clothing paired with a college fitted baseball cap, or quoddy mocs with no socks.
They don't always have to come from money. But, to afford most of these clothing a steady income form the parents or self is stressed. Also, Prep is more of a upbringing and a combo of some form of monetary gain. Needless to say, you don't have to own thousands of cars/vacation at the "right" spots to be preppy. Preppy is a fashion statement as well as a way of life, but the latter in my opinion is more about "class" how you carry yourself (good moral/social conduct),good finances(no debts/well credit/generous account)manners(important in the South),college degrees or higher education/FULL employment(mostly white collar jobs (but this varies) depending if the earnings are above national average.Modesty is key, never brag about your upbringing.
Girl 1: "Jasmine is cute, oh, she's a black prep, doe's she vacation at Martha's Vineyard like the other kids from "Our Kind of People" the book by Lawrence Otis Graham? LOL
Girl 2: "That's not true, her father works for the Pentagon and her mother is a school teacher. They're not even Jack and Jill, though, they are respected in their community, live in a posh neighborhood and work for every dime, think they are the American dream like most of the U.S in those regards."
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To be a dumb bitch that can't sing for shit, only to auto tune the shit out of your voice, put in on youtube, get views only because people are mocking your stupid song, and think you're cool. We're laughing at you Rebecca, not with you. We We We so laughing at you.
The majority of todays music actually, not specially Rebecca Black.
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born without stick up their ass
Mary is the black sheep of the family. She's not like the rest of the family.
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very funny Jewish comic....seems angry a lot tho!
-Lactose intolerent milk? Kiss my dick!! If your lactose intolerent, you can't drink milk, so what's in the fucking carton??
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