When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.
Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket
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When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.
"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."
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To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.
"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"
"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"
"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"
"Right?!"
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An elite squad of cowboy ninja ghosts that are masters at everything in all the universes especially at blanket throwing which is a very deadly skill
"Man hurry up! If we're gonna rob we have to do it fast before.........OH SH!T ITS THE BLANKET THROWING COWBOY NINJA GHOSTS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAAAA (blanket throwing ninja ghosts easily destroy the robbers with their blankets in seconds leaving no evidence or trace of their exsistence there}
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When one is kept warm solely due to drunkenness, it is said that they are wearing an Irish Blanket.
"God it's so fucking cold"
"I dunno man, I feel fine"
"Yeah dude, that's cause you're so drunk you're wearing an Irish Blanket"
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An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
A game which you masturbate in
Are you playing the What's Under Your Blanket Game?
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