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The cutest boy in the whole world and wow he deserves everything and I love him n I wish he was here so I could cuddle him n you're so adorable every time I look at you I fall in love again
Me: I love my boyfriend like damn
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when your boyfriend's sexuality is of a questionable nature
"My brokeback boyfriend just went to H&M and bought pastel ankle socks"
10👍 6👎
A boyfriend who is astronomically infatuated with his girlfriend. Common symptoms of becoming a bitch-boyfriend include frequent overprotective behavior and constant communication of his affection, as if he's constantly peeing over a bush to mark his territory. Bitch-boyfriends will usually lose all masculinity and become paranoid of the possible loss of the relationship. This paranoia is not completely amiss, however, as the female will eventually drop the bitch-boyfriend as a result of his excessive neediness.
Guy 1: Have you seen Chris's new girlfriend? She's completely turned him into a bitch-boyfriend...
Guy 2: Yea I know. Let's go find some friends with genitalia.
10👍 6👎
A real boyfriend someone who takes care of yhu, who's always there for yhu when u need him, someone who doesn't do thing you dont like, someone who shows you off because your all that matter to him, someone who show u love and gives you affection without u asking for it someone who's going to stick with you through thick and thin someone who is theirselves around yhu someone who u can be yourself around them 💯
Bestfriend #1 :Yoo I need me a boyfriend
Bestfriend #2Get you a real boyfriend
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Me: *dies on the theature floor* WHYYYYY DO I HAVE SO MANY FICTIONAL BOYFRIENDS
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A half boyfriend is where you talk and do couple things but are not officially together . Other people are not dead tings because you are half single .
Mya half boyfriend is cohen because they are not serious yet , but do bf and gf tings
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A guy that a friend is dating and talks a lot about but you've never met, with the implication that he's not real.
It's a super common phenomenon among gay men, especially when guys are dating someone who is not fully out. However, it's not unheard of among straight women.
In some instances, the situation revolves around the ghost party considering the relationship to be a booty call situation, while the other mistakes this as real romantic interest with a possibility of depth.
"I heard that Bill is bringing Gerald around today."
"Gerald's real? I thought he was just a ghost boyfriend!"
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