J-Roping the ruth bud

The act of jumping from a 10 story apartment building while screaming "Ruth Bud" at the top of your lungs until your ears bleed and land carefully on a few Memory Foam mattress's and then falling asleep on your back so that you let your ears heal.

"Hey, I went J-Roping the Ruth Bud the other day and my ears still hurt."

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Butter Up ("Bud her up")

1. To put bud (weed) in her (your bowl).
2. To get buttered (high).

1. "Wanna Butter up ("Bud her up")?"
2. "Wanna get buttered up?"

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National Kiss Your Bud Day

September 18th- kiss the boys, your bud, bestie, homie, or dawg

Omg today is National Kiss Your Bud Day, I’m gonna go kiss my bud :)

rose bud kiss

small stolen object

Ben, I am going to market, cause I,m tired world, I pick a dozen only of biscuits, & you,ll see I have brought it out, thisrose bud kiss to have it out.

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tough all over, bud

Originated on Taste of Chaos 2007 in tour catering, it has since spread to Warped Tour and Family Values; it's also been popularized among high school students in Shanghai, China by an American grad student teaching English/History classes there.

Initially used to describe life on the road (hard work, constant annoyances, temperature extremes), it also checkmates complainers by referencing the universal toughness of life (and says, "I don't care".)

Can also be said to oneself after failing / not getting what you want / getting in trouble.

"So this stagehand came back to the kitchen and said he didn't get enough to eat"
"What'd you do?"
"I said, LOOK BUD, it's tough all over"
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(whiner droning on about work nonsense during cartoon time on the bus):
"such a bad day, im so pissed off at this guy cause..."
"yeah it's tough all over, bud...now shut the fuck up...Aqua Teen"
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"did you hear what happened to Fleetwood?"
"what happened to Fleetwood?"
"he got pulled over and the cops found 30 ecstasy tabs"
"Fuckin' ouch! Tough all over bud!"
"Fuckin' tough all around"

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Sorry bud in heading yo food trucks

How you say "sorry bud i am heading to food trucks" through an email while driving.

"Hey, do you want to hang out at lunch?"

"Sorry bud in heading yo food trucks"

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hey bud u got 25 cents

A line that only pedos use to get you in their rape van for sexy children time.

hey bud u got 25 cents

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