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When a woman is running and her tits are so huge they smack her in the face! Funny to watch, but painful to eperience...
"Damn! OOOhhhh! That must have hurt! That bitch did a tit-bump!"
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What the person in the passenger seat tells you that you just drove over but you both know it’s a body
You: shoot what was that we drove over
Passenger :it’s just a speed bump
You: but theirs no speed bumps on my driveway
Passenger: it’s ..... ok....
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The act of sticking ectasy pills up you butt hole and squeezing your ass cheeks together as they dissolve. Yes, slightly disturbing, but will get you considerably higher off the E.
Mandy says butt bumping is only acceptable when all you can afford is one pill.
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Goose Bumps experienced by religious people - causes include: religious fervor, visions, messages, spiritual experiences, anticipating the Rapture, signs of the Apocalypse, mutant cattle, etc...
I gots me some glory bumps in church today when the preacher told us the apocalypse is just days away!
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The bump lady knows I don't get down like that and she still wants to blow me fo shizzle my fellow black accountant.
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A drug addict that will do anything for a fix and visits the drug dealer too often. annoying weak person
"He's just a fucking bump monkey trying to stay in my sac".
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An interference during sexual intercourse
"I was having sex and my mom came in then left quickly"
"OOOO,speed bump"
"Yeah"
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