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Akin to log watching under the glass coffee table, where the missus lays one out and you can watch the delivery without getting a face full of corn. The flying carpet is when she jumps over the coffee table naked, in the style of a Olympic hurdler and you get a snapshot of her hairy tomato barmcake
Peter was giddily chasing naked Marrion around the living room, when she expertly hurdled the living room coffee table, where Shaun was laying in wait, perfectly positioned for a snapshot of her beautiful puffed up fluffy flying carpet.
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When one has diarrhea so bad that when they attempt to sit on a toilet, the pressure in the abdominal cavity builds, forcing excrement out of there anus earlier than they wish, leaving a trail of it high above they water level as they are sitting down. In extreme cases, the back of the toilet seat will also be affected.
Hell no... someone had just got done carpet bombing it! It was fucking disgusting; it was even on the back of the toilet seat!
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Like f-bomb, this is a euphemism for saying "fuck" but with added the twist of drawing the word out in length.
Guy #1: What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?!
Guy #2: Nice f carpet bomb.
“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"
'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.
"Carpet Licker"
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When someone performs putrid anal flatulence and it proceeds to hover in a particular vicinity of where the act of flatulence occurred.
"Dude! I can't stay in this room any longer, your magic carpet fart is killing me!"
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If one male or female were to continuously masturbate through out the entirity of the day. This resluting in a strong and very painful rash to form at the base of the penis and/or testicals. For a girl this rash will form usually inside the vaginal canal, sometimes worse cases spread to thighs, wounds will leak puss and need to be drained daily. This is also known as "a bad bee sting".
1. I can't come to work today I have a bad bee sting.
2. Gold bond wont fix this carpet burn.
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One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.
Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.
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