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pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
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When Your Lip's Are Hella Dry And Chapped
Man I Got A Bad Case Of The Leamon Lips, Any One Got Some Chapstick ?
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Joseph case junior high school is very unpleasant. If you attend this middle school you will fall into immediate depression I would like to inform everyone that bullying is 'not tolerated here'. Are vice principal may be the biggest bully you will ever meet. He looks like a thumb and says kiddo a lot. I feel extremely unrestful when he walks by me whistling the smurf song. The cops will whip you to the ground for anything.
Joseph case junior high school is the worst place you will ever go to if you go to any other school you are truly blessed.
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Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.
similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
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I have to say, the vice principal does look like a thumb!
¨Joseph Case Junior High Schools vice principle looks like a thumb!¨
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An alright middle school that is so heavily exaggerated to be seen as this “unfair hellish prison”. Most people that complain about the school and say the staff are unfair are generally the type of people who don’t think twice about there actions. You can succeed if you really want to, it’s all in your motivation and if you’d rather sit around and cry, “ooooh nooo screw you mr. thumb head”, then I hate to break it to you, but maybe you’re doing something wrong if you end up staying after school daily because of your reluctant personality and your inability to behave yourself. ☕️
Dude bro 1: Joseph Case Junior High School isn’t that bad
Dude bro 2: THEY GAVE ME A DETENTION BECAUSE I WAS USING MY PHONE DURING CLASS, HOW DARE THEY
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It suggests they are trying to slide in your dms, so people will say i like your phone case to start a conversation with you And then decide that they want to play hard to get and leave you on read.
Daisy: Hey, I like your phone case!
Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but i’m busy.
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