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St. Charles, Missouri

Adequate size suburb with mostly white middle-class people. If you live in the county and meet someone new your 1st question to ask/answer is "What high school did you go to?". Your answer will speak volumes because that is how you'll be judged.

Odd mix of people who think they live in St. Louis, therefore acting ghetto as hell, and people who think they're from the country, therefore acting liks hicks. Nobody lives on a farm, but you might own land a while away. Nobody lives in the ghetto, but SCHS is sketch.

Small enough to call it a town because chances are wherever you go you can run into someone you know. Big enough to call it a suburb if you want to associate with STL. It takes 4 exits along hwy 70 to pass through.

Majority of HS grads go to SCC. A good amount will go to a state school. A few enlist. A lot go to Lewis and Clark. But we all have one thing in common: HS was pathetic and did not prepare you for college.
Most people have their license and a job at 16 years old. The only thing to do is a football or basketball game on Friday night. Maybe people will gather in a basement a drink some beer while their parents are upstairs.
Awkwardly located north enough to like hockey but south enough to say "y'all". Hunting season is just as big as baseball season. Girls wear carhartts for no reason.

Home of the words hoosier, skeet, and hella. Everyone has gone on a float trip, been to el maguey, lyons, fritz's, plays washers, and had a bonfire and CFM slushie.

Scenario A:
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: St. Louis
Person A: What part?
Person B: Well, a suburb west of STL, St. Charles...
Person A: Oh what's in St. Charles, Missouri?
Person B: ...

Scenario B:
Person A: Oh where you from?
Person B: St. Charles, Missouri
Person A: What high school did you go to?!
Person B: (Next answer is crucial because it says so much about you) Duchesne
... *crickets*...
Fail.

by WestWarrior June 6, 2011

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Charles Franklin McHugh

Former name of the Christ Family cult leader . He was a false prophet who did not practice what He preached. He deceived his followers. Thank God Charles F. McHugh died in 2009. He preached,no killing,no sex,and no materialism. He had lot's of sex with women and men,used lots of cocaine, meth,LSD and booze,had lots of money and violently beat up several women (one sister was left with a collapsed lung and broken ribs after he beat her). He was a fucking hypocrite and deceiver of many if you want to know the truth. A wolf in sheep's clothing.

Charles Franklin McHugh tripped so hard on LSD he thought he was Jesus Christ.

by Gogoyebo February 20, 2019


King Charles’ Fingers

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.

“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”

by boxy0127 September 13, 2022


Charles U Farley

spoonerism of a societal taunt "Fuck You Charley", meant to express contempt or defiance.

The mailbox is registered under the name Charles U Farley.

by Charles U Farley June 15, 2008

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prince charles of wales

ugly, god awful piece of shit that should rot in the bottom of a hippopotamus' arse

prince charles definiton; pigfaced manwhore
"i want to run over prince charles of wales with a motorcycle multiple times"
"i hope prince charles shit glass and wash his ass with alcohol"

by anneboleyn61 December 7, 2021

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Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.

Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!

by MULIDO October 23, 2009


Frosty Ray Charles

When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.

This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.

by John Lory Harris IV January 13, 2006

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