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One who looks normal but secretly listens to 30 seconds to mars, panic at the disco and angel in the swamp. trys to act all hard with his peers and superiors but in real life is a bitch ass punk.(see Nelson)
Nelson has such a badass CBR 600. Too bad I caught him crying while he was listening to the Black Parade. He is such a closet emo.
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Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"
if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.
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a homophobe who pretends they’re not homophobic.
random person: “you’re homophobic.”
closeted homophobe: “no i’m not. how could i be if i’m friends with a gay guy? “
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a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass
derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle
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An anorexic gay person in denial.
Hanna's not just got skeletons in the closet, she IS a skeleton in the closet!
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A social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement that takes place in a closet
Lets go to the closet party at jeff's.
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A closet homosexual is what most gay supporters are. These supposedly "straight" people spend all their time defending homosexuality that it's clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. They call anyone who finds disgust with homosexuality a "bigot" even if they don't hate the gay person themselves. Their common argument (which is also illogical) against "gay haters" is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the ass repulsive. Perhaps it's these gay defenders who are gay themselves?
Jimmy: "Anyone who doesn't find two men kissing cool is a bigot and homophobe and probably a closet gay themselves!" (meaning that gays hate themselves)
Jack: "Yeah I agree! I'm a straight man but I love gays!"
*Jack and Jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other's cocks*
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