Clown Whore

1)(noun): a girl that wears too much make-up

"Hey Marc you see that clown whore over there? I'd get gummy from her but I might disturbe the small eco enviorment she got growing on her face"

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clown tax

A tax that is added to a proposol or invoice to cover costs incurred by customers who are expected to give one unnecessary grief when trying to perform a task or complete a job. The estimated amount is based on the size of the clown your dealing with.

I can see problems with this guy, better add extra clown tax to the bill.

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Ass Clown

A word popularized from one of the greatest movies ever office space. A term that means some makes a complete fool of themselves.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

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Dire Clown

1. An enemy from Shining Force, for the Sega Genesis, part of the series of "Shining" series of fantasy console games developed by Sega.

2. Also could refer to any evil clown, although this particular name is generally used by fans of the original Shining Force game. As the word "dire" generally means "Warning of or having dreadful or terrible consequences," according to most dictionary whores, it seems perfectly appropriate.

Gamer: I just walked into a dark alley and fought a Dire Clown in hand-to-hand combat!

Friend: Oh? And when was the last time you left your bedroom, Mr. Gamersexual?

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Clown Car

A bunch of people in one small car or room or house.

Mike pulled up in a clown car and was the 9th person out of the car.

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Clown Juice

The fluid resulting from punching the clown.

I was punching the clown and I got clown juice all over my monitor.

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Clown Facing

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period

"Oh damn! We can't have sex because im on my period!"
"Om nom nom, time to clown face you!"

"Clown facing is gross!"

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