Coming for my neck

(A): A well-timed, but unintentional roast; stating the allegedly true facts of a given situation; speaking truth on a matter for which you may have no prior knowledge, but it is extremely relevant to a given situation.

(B): The response to a well-timed statement and/or unintentional roast. Part of a much larger sentence structure that responds with humor to the revelation of previously unknown facts or truth that is relevant to a given situation.

Definition (A) -

Person A: Aye, bro, you need coffee or something? You a asshole when you ain't got your coffee

Person B: Damn, bro! Why you stay coming for my neck like that?

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A Change Is Gonna Come

The most beautiful song in human history, created by the late magnificent Sam Cooke.

There been times that I thought I couldn't last for long
But now I think I'm able to carry on
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know a change is gonna come, oh yes it will

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Coming Out of the Pantry

When a person - gay or straight - comes out as a gainer or encourager. Gainers are sexually attracted to being fat and getting fatter while encouragers are attracted to fat and making someone else fatter. Some people are both! This is essentially coming out about a specific part of one's sexuality.

Did you hear that Seth has began coming out of the pantry? No wonder he's gotten so fat!

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come out of the stable

The term used when someone admits to watching the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" (abbreviated MLP:FiM)

Friend 1:Man, this really sucks

Friend 2: What's the matter

Friend 1: My little brother found out I watch MLP:FiM

Friend 2: Well, it was time for you to come out of the stable anyways

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come up off of

verb phrase- to give up a item, often personal in nature.

imperative: Come up off of that gold chain around your neck NOW!

I had to come up off of my wallet or I would have been fucked up by those guys!

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Come out of the closet

The most terrifying thing in human existence! I’m still in the closet and the amount of times I have gone down to tell my parents and I’ve just chickened out

I haven’t got the guts to come out of the closet

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Come Out of the Closet

To admit you're gay

Guy #1: I think it's about time you come out of the closet.

Guy #2: What?!

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