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1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom
2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy
1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns
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The scent of your dick after you have sexual intercourse wearing a condom.
Friend: "Bro, what's that smell? It kinda smells like rubber."
Me: "it's just condom dick bro'"
Sex, dick, vagina, smell, condom
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An unused condom that has been sitting in a wallet or car glove compartment for many years past the expiration date. It may still be useable but it is not a recommended practice. These condoms can be found in the cars and wallets of the acne consumed, band geek, and nerd herders of the world.
You should probably get rid of all the soggy condoms in your car before you take that respectable broad out to dinner tonight. She might get the wrong idea about.
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A condom which in fact goes inside of a female. Usually inserted by blowing it with a straw.
I just had the best sex with Amy, she was wearing that fresh pussy condom. Damn.
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Germaphobes use them when fingering girls because of all of the finger transmitted stds
Dude I'm all out of finger condoms and I'm going to my girlfriend house tonight what am I going to do!
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Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.
"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"
"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"
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a person who is really pissing you off and you just decide to call them a condom sucker!
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