Corn Popper

A form of acne that when squeezed, is similar to squeezing a piece of corn until the seed pops out. This form of acne can either stick to the face, or shoot across a room depending of the angle of pinching.

Dad: Eww what are you doing, son!?

Greasy Teen: I'm popping my zits.

Dad: Well those Corn Poppers are going to get on the mirror!

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Corn Ring

Fecal remnants formed in a ring around the base of the penis after anal sex. Comprised of a viscous of semen, lube, shit and ass juice. May contain solid matter depending upon dietary choices of the anal pounding receipient.

I hit that ho’s ass good last night. So deep and so long she left me with a corn ring. Had to wipe it off with her bedroom curtain when she went to the bathroom.

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corn huffer

one who craves a cigarette yet is not addicted to nicotine

Yo midge! You got a smoke?!....Corn huffer!

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rearranging corn

A term for anal sex, (butthole pleasrures)

"I know it sounds gross, but after he was rearranging corn, I felt the need for a kiss."

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corn picker

n. an extra tooth that appears in its own row and/or not with other aligned teeth. Cousin of the snaggle tooth. Effective tool for eating corn on the cob.

pl. corn pickers - can make up ENTIRE new row on corn-eating teeth

"Garret was done with his ear of corn first due to his ugly but efficient corn picker."

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Corn Husker

(sex term) when a girl gives a hand job to an uncircumsized man

Guy 1: Tina gave me the phatest corn husker last night. It felt so friggen good.
Guy 2: I didn't know you had massive foreskin.

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Baby Corn

A baby corn is a dick that is so tiny, that it resembles what looks like a baby corn.
It is often used as an insult to people that have had their pictures exposed and in those pictures, their dick is miniscule.

OMG! Did you hear about Alexander Rowland's dick pics being exposed?
Totes, I saw it myself. It looks like a baby corn

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