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(Verb) distract, distracted, distracting.
The FLOTUS covfefed Pres. Trump when she entered the room, causing him to misspel a word while tweeting.
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Code word from Trump to Putin which translates "Please give me more time before releasing the tape of male whores peeing on me"
"Mr president, in case you forgot, the code word for more time with Putin is COVFEFE"
"Putin gave you six months to lift the sanctions in return for him influencing your presidential victory and it is very doubtful you will meet your end of the bargain." "If the Senate finds out your an even bigger freak than they already know as well as how much you owe Putin in illegal pay for play monies, you'll be ruined for good. Who will take care of your mentally retarded children if your in a cell with Madoff and that Penn State creep?"
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"Covfefe" is the nagging itch one gets, often appearing in an important persons ass crack, sometimes extending to the crotch creases, which one gets when said important person puts on enough weight so that they can no longer care for their own basic bodily needs by themselves.
Person 1 says: "Hey, is it me or is President Trump's golf game going south lately?"
Person 2 says: "Well, I'm no expert, but I've heard from an unnamed source that several world leaders say they heard he suffers from Covfefe and an another unnamed W.H. staff member is helping to 'clean up the dirt', if you know what I mean..."
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Twittering and musturbeting at the same time.
Donald like to covfefe late at night while wife is sleeping.
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The act of pioneering/discovering something amazing in everyday life, that ultimately benefits mankind
Originated from Christopher Covfefe, the gentleman that discovered Castoreum, a sweet substance extracted from a gland located near a Beaver's anus to substitute the flavour of Vanilla.
Despite the constant negative press, Covfefe is an economical way of getting that sweet Vanilla taste and scent without all the hassle and time. What a world of wonder we live in
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