Craig Shafto

the typical definition of a nonce in everyway possible

that guy is acting like a craig shafto

Zackery Craig

The most perfect person. His heart is almost as big as his dick.

Zackery Craig is perfect.

Bristol Craig

Bristol is hot like really hot I’m talking like omfg she’s hot af

Shes hot she must be a bristol Craig

Jenny Craiging

A night on the town cruising for heavy women.

We grabbed a bag of Snickers and went Jenny Craiging.

CRAIG SAVIN

My name is Craig Bennett and I'm a world wide business owner. I believe I provide so many price point services within my business that I believe I will be saving you more money than my competitors. I believe talk is cheap in majority of situations that don't include business so why don't you check it out and find out for yourself to know the real truth.

When I was a little boy growing up I use to watch a lot of college football so much that the first team to really catch my eyes was the Alabama football team. I always loved the way the team carried them self and how the coaches did to, but there was one person that stood out from the rest not just team, Coach Sabin. Coach Sabin was the goat of coaching football in general so much that he inspired me to be the goat of saving money while buying clothes, so you can look good, feel good, spell good. Why I was intrigued to come up with Craig Savin because my first name is Craig and Savin came from the goat himself Coach Sabin. So I switched it to Savin because I will be the goat of Savin money while shopping with me.

Lara Craig

She is a bitch.

Verb - Lara Craig is used when describing someone who is absent minded in the extreme to ignore the facts and twist things into her sexist view on the world. Like way over the top. Like "we should use boys as footrests" over the top.

craig federighi

Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)

2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC

3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans

(the best Apple executive for sure)

OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)