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crapped-out

The act of forcing or sneakily releasing a fart that results in the inadvertant liberation of shit into one's pants. In crap-out situations, the crapper-outer is usually fully aware of the stakes prior to farting, and takes his/her chances anyway...a complete "separation" of the fart from the shit has never actually been realized.

Get me home stat, I just crapped-out.

by thunderc October 8, 2006

18πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Crap Shoot

A crap shoot is a view of the future, seeing it as variable and dynamic, and totally unforeseeable. Besides the fact that it is slightly more black than the present.

"What are you doing friday?"

"I don't know. it's a crap shoot."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

51πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Crap Rock

Very unoriginal and untalented "Hard Rock"... 30 Seconds to Mars, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, Hinder, Seether, Theory of A Deadman, Bullet for my Faggotine, Avenged Gayfold, Agayu... They all sound the same! WTF?

The only "Post-Grunge" bands worth a shit are Skillet and Alter Bridge, at least they do something of different and they're talented musicians.

In less words 30 Seconds of a Breaking Theory of a Nickelback in Three Days of Seether (Crap Rock) sucks monkey balls.

SCREW NICKELBACK, THREE DAYS GRACE AND ALL THIS CRAP THAT REALLY SUCKS, GIVE ME SOME IRON MAIDEN, MEGADETH, BLACK SABBATH, QUEEN, JUDAS PRIEST, AEROSMITH, MOTLEY CRUE, WHITESNAKE, SCORPIONS, HELLOWEEN, LED ZEPPELIN, DEEP PURPLE....!

by StreetFighter June 1, 2011

48πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Crap Hats

Military Slang (usually used by Para's) to describe either Territorial Recruits, Regular Soldiers or Raw Recruits.

1 Para: Hey, Check out the fresh meat.
1 Para#2: Bunch a Crap Hats.

by Saccade October 11, 2008

13πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


crap dust

to fart in some ones face with there mouth open

i swear it was almost a crap storm in your face but it was just a crap dust

by bubba2356 March 12, 2008

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jap crap

Japanese made shit. Most Japanese stuff is NOT shit, it is The Shit. Generally, Japanese stuff is of very high quality, examples of the bad Jap crap are given below:

(1) Japanese cars before 1970 are Jap crap. In the 1970's they dramatically improved. By 1980 Japanese cars were great.

(2) Karate is Jap crap! Judo and Jujitsu are Japtastic!

by Jack Bozdog June 7, 2006

113πŸ‘ 178πŸ‘Ž


rap is crap

rap is crap
Rap is crap

Knowledge hero is a complete moron. Calling me a dick rider is irrelevant and further shows your lack of knowledge…

If you had any idea at all what music was you would realize that today’s rap is pure garbage and if ypu can not handle the truth then I suggest he get out. Because rock unlike rap will be around when the sun is ready to explode- rap will be remembered as an obscene form of art where no talent idiots spout lots of obscene language and get paid by idiots who surf aol
Rap is crap
Knowledge hero I am sure is a more qualified dick rider than I
And I believe that the editors may be biased toward rap. But that does not change the fact that RAP IS CRAP and always will be till they stop sampling rock to fortify their garbage.
But don’t feel bad rap people. Rock people consider country crap too. So your not alone but at least country people can read music when their not dating their sister or eating corn through a picket fence.

I suggest Knowledgehero you get used to the fact that rap is ending. More and more people are starting to hate hearing re-sampled music. Face it, you better pick a guitar and learn some Metalica spud.
Rap is crap

Rap is crap

I am the most dangerous thing on the planet
A chic who plays rock metal blues and shred. Skills unlike the garbage that rappers spout that require the ability to shout obscenities. Rap is not a hard thing to do. I write lyrics all the time (not rap style because I don’t want to lower myself to their level thank you very much)but because I don’t buy in the ghetto thing or the moronic rap culture I am supposedly a racist or something...I just want people to wake up and smell the fecal matter that rappers have been selling them...

Rock Rules DEAL WITH IT!

by Knowledge heroin September 29, 2006

68πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž