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1. The act of slyly giving back a crazy soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend her stuff. This is done when a man wishes to break up but wants to avoid seeing or talking to the woman. Its not necessarily an act of cowardice, because due to the woman's fragile emotional state, it might actually be best for everyone involved. (Leaving an explanatory note is optional).
1. Man, that bitch was psycho. I had to creep-up-on-er and leave her shit in a plastic bag on her front door.
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MIKE: I'm not really feelin' this chick and I think she's about to kick me to the curb.
JOE: Well maybe you should just break up with her first.
MIKE: Yeah, but I don't wanna see her. Bitch is crazy!
JOK: OK. Here's what you gotta do: you gotta creep-up-on-er.
3. Cindy: (crying on phone to her best friend). Can you believe it? I just found my stuff on my doorstep. He pulled a creep-up-on-er. I knew we were going through a rough patch, but I didn't expect this! {waaaaahhhh!!!}
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the act of allowing an automobile to approach the car ahead because the driver has set his cruise control but is not paying attention to traffic conditions. the noun form of the phrase is "cruise control creeper."
while driving down a two-lane country road, i noticed in my rear view mirror a large foreign sedan approaching my car from behind. his speed was almost the same as mine, just a little quicker, so his approach was pretty slow. still, he kept on getting closer, until i could no longer see his front bumper. suddenly, just as i thought he was going to ram me, he swerved left and passed me at a rapid pace, glaring at me as he passed. he left me behind at the same slow rate as he approached me. i figured he was cruise control creeping, because he was gabbing on a cell phone. to avoid becoming a cruise control creeper myself, i reset my own cruise control and let the other car go about his merry way. after i flipped him off.
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When you're in the middle of a shower and you have to get out to take a shit but leave the shower on
"Ahh, fuck. I forgot to take a shit. Gotta pull an Washington creep and roll."
A person who is deep uses their full mental capacity when problem solving, dealing with others and communication.
A person who is a creep uses some of their intellectual abilities to illegally or unethically problem solve, deal with others and communicate.
deep vs creep
I'm a deep and you're a creep.
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something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)
tv advertiser: blah, blah, blah, YOU: SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!
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That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
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A person who walks around in a creepy, shady mannor, licking peoples faces, and iming them at 2:00am asking for a $20 dollar lap dance if you jog to his house.
Kyle is always walking around in super creep mode.
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