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It’s national throw an orange day. At school, get an orange and fling it across the cafeteria.
Billy-bob: *flings orange at teacher*
Teacher: GO TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Billy-bob: but it’s December 2!
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If you where born on this day slap someone named alyssa
When’s yo birthday
December 15th
Oh go slap alyssa
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National Ignore Celebrities Day
On this day everyone has to ignore celebrities by not commenting, liking, or interacting with their posts on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and other social media platforms.
No matter what, you can’t like posts or interact with what they do. Celebrities get fame for 364 days of the year, and this day isn’t one of them.
Famous Person: Why is no one liking my posts!?!?!
Normal person: it’s national ignore celebrities day you need a break from your fame!
Famous Person: what!?
Normal Person: december 10 is basically there’s no post interaction so celebs feel forgotten
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December 24th is national kiss your gf day! Gentlemen, go kiss your girl!
Girl: “It’s December 24th! I hope he kisses me...”
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December 22 is National yes day for your bsf/bf/gf. Basically today is when you can ask your gf/bf/bsf to do whatever and they have to say yes.
Guy: can i have a hug
Girl: No, im not in the mood
Guy: its december 22, its yes day
Girl: okay whatever. *gives hug*
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National watch chicken girls day
It December 4
Isabella what do you mean
Alyssa it’s national watch chicken girls day
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Santas Birthday. He is always sad on his birthday because no one says happy birthday to him.
*24 december*
Santa: HO HO HO!!1!1!1!!!
ungrateful pieces of shit: OH THANK U FOR ALL OF THE PRESENTS!1!1!!1!! *doesn’t say happy bday*
Santa: *starts crying* hO Ho hO!.!!.
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