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Mile of Dick

1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.

Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!

by NobeeCares January 9, 2023


Slick-dick

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 9, 2022


Dick Eye

The dick eye is the slit that you push your nut out of your hard cock

One of the greatest pleasures in life is shooting semen out of our dick eye!

by HornyPornoAddict September 4, 2022

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Street Dick

A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.

Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.

by EightBall August 3, 2012

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BOGO dick

When that dick is so big that it travels to the esophagus allowing for a blowjob during sex. Two for one special.

Last night I got the BOGO dick. That dick was the size of my forearm so I was suckin n fuckin

by hometownsimp May 30, 2020


Sweater Dicks

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.

Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."

by McCrapper December 7, 2019


automatic dick

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

rm has an automatic dick

by yoursenpia February 18, 2018