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When your fucking five bitches at one time in your friends bed and end up never seeing any of them again
Wow I wish I could do a dirty jasper
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when everyone thinks you’re rude but you’re actually a boss ass bitch
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A bitch that is so intelligent she by far outranks the average. She is willing to bend over backwards to make sure you get yours if you do her wrong and she will not stop plotting on you untill you are served up your carma.
Did you hear what karla did to Kevin? She pulled a dirty Raven on him and he ended up with an IRS audit agent at his door!
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"Dirty Children" or "Dirty Child" refers to an individual(s) who lead a rather undesirable lifestyle such as a Prostitute, Stripper, Drug Dealer, Gang Member or other social deviant(s).
An individual with squalid living arrangements is a "Dirty Child"
An individual sloppily dressed, who is foul smelling, and is cloudded with uncleanliness is a "Dirty Child"
Women and or Men that partake in exceedingly lascivious and smutful acts with multiple partners are "Dirty Children"
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Any person onto which you feel to be of lower class or status, financially and or socially can and should be refered to as a "Dirty Child".
You are walking down the street with your friend and spot an exceptionally beautiful woman, who upon further examination you know to be a swash-buckling, scally-wag of a pirate hooker and you tell your friend the following:
"Dude, seriously? That bitch is a "DIRTY CHILD", who ain't been with that ho?! That shit is "DIRTY CHILDREN" fo sho!
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When you Bang a hot chick inside a Portapotty while people wait outside to use it. Specifically on a hot summer day.
"I was fishing at the local pond when a sexy babe wanted to bone. So I gave her a Dirty Devin."
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Unscrewing and then jerking-off into the shower-head in someones bathroom so that they are sprayed with jizz when next using the shower.
I pulled a Dirty Cole on Adam this weekend. I bet when he turned on the shower and nothing came out he looked up into it like WTF?
He probably liked it when the water pressure shot the jizz out and hit him in the face!
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The greatest audio book series ever created in the universe by an even greater man of the same name. Narrated by British actor Jim Dale (with heavy word splicing and sound editing), the audio books have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter, except for the fact that they have the main/supporting characters (i.e. Harry, Ron, Hermionie, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, Professor Umbridge, and Snape), some brief cameos (Uncle Vernon and Dobby the House Elf), a non-existing character (Fuckbeak, a splice of "F" and "Buckbeak," who is a human), and even Jim Dale and JK Rowling themselves. The characters perform bizarre sex acts and pointless, but often humorous, antics (Shitting on each other, Hermionie having crabs, Harry gurgling a pussy milkshake, gay butt sex, Harry swallowing Ron's cum, Hagrid fucking Harry and cumming all over his ass, etc.). There are currently 4 Dirty Potter audio books; in order, they are: Dirty Potter and the Snape Kills Dumbledore; Dirty Potter 2 and the Deathly Farts; Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party; and Dirty Potter 4 - Fuckbeak and Friends, Chapter 1. Dirty Potter has a website, simply named dirtypotter.com. Dirty Potter has made other audio books, two being Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Shitpile (Winnie the Pooh) and Dirty Peter Pan and the Long Black Penis of Evil (Peter Pan). He has also made a piece entitled, "Dirty Barack," an edit of President Obama.
Person 1: Have you heard about Dirty Potter?
Person 2: Yeah, I love those. Fucking hilarious!
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