When you open your neighbour's pumpkin and poop inside of it.
Dude! I just did a spooky dooky to my neighbour Bob.
A adornment for ones anus, who has been robbed from elasticity, from too much anal sex
I bought my dookie diamond after a long weekend in Palm Springs
Dookie milk describes a white women that has been with black men.
Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????
Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????
Example; She dookie milk bro, just thought you should know!!
The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.
Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.
“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”
When you watch a horror movie while taking a shit in hopes it will scare the shit out of you
Imma watch conjuring and pull a spooky dookie