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When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.
Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World
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A highly unachievable sexual position. One that has never been done before.
Q: Did they do the 3-eyed turtle?
A: Shit Dawg! That bitch didn't get nuttin'
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Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."
- Tyrion Lannister
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When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!
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To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
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I slipped her the one eyed python of love last night.
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