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Emotional damage

Stop crying u fucking pussy

I have emotional damage

Pussy

by Hsveiwhegwu January 23, 2022

1πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Public emotional nudity (p.e.n)

Putting your emotions out there using public media. Ones inability to write a card or a private message!

Public emotional nudity (p.e.n), contain your feelings the whole world doesn't need to know how you feel.

by karismatic life November 17, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


sucking my emotional dick

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick

person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"

by mannhole April 27, 2010

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Swear emote things

Swear emotes, using middle fingers and angry, bored or annoyed faces. :). Just keep practicing and fiddlin' about until, hopefully, you find a good one! These are cool swear emote things below. =P

,,|,, <(-.-")> ,,|,,

_,|,, <(~.~")> ,,|,_

,,),, <(>.<)> ,,),,

..|.. (><) ..|..

(Above) Swear Emote Things! =D

by DUM DUM DUUUM - Hated Demon April 1, 2007

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


emotional support frat boy

a member of a fraternity that is near and dear to your heart. usually said by a teenage girl regarding an older guy. even though they’re too old for you and kind of ugly and annoying, you can’t help but fall in love. also written as the acronym ESFB.

girl 1: we need somebody to buy us alc
girl 2: hm, let me ask my emotional support frat boy, i think he’s back in town

by whore_ass_bitch January 7, 2022


national emotional damage day

National Emotional Damage day is the day we celebrate emotional damage, so don’t be afraid to sit on your couch and sulk about your miseries!

A: Today is National Emotional damage day!
B: Wanna sulk with me?
A: Ok

by TheEvilPerson April 27, 2023


Don't play with my emotions

This saying is used as a means to express a liking of something that generally would be 'too good to be true.' It is to be said in a non-deadpan manner, with optimistic tone. When said, emphasis should be on the word 'my.'

For an alternative usage of this saying, it could be something that you dislike or would rather someone not say even if its true, but you must change your tone accordingly.

Often times this saying can be started by using the word "listen."

Ex1:

Dave: Finally I get a couple days off of work, I have a beach house that I have been dying to go to! Would you like to come with me?

Laura: Don't play with MY emotions, I'll have my bags packed in 20 minutes.

Ex2:

Dave: I cant believe we didn't even get to try the cake, its already all gone!

Laura: Listen, don't play with MY emotions, they didnt even leave us a crumb.

by msgmichael August 31, 2010

18πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž