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A person who is always on Facebook and acts like they are cool because of it.
Facebook is for fags so stop being a Facebook fag!
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To erase unwanted or unneeded people on your facebook friends list. Usually a result of having 300+ friends but only talking to a fraction of them. Basically a friends cleanse but exclusive to Facebook.
I decided to have a Facebook cleanse, now my friends list is only half it's original size.
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The process where you can tell just how nuts someone really is just by the whacked out Facebook status updates they put up.
Dude 1- "Wow that girl is hot as hell. I'm going to go talk to her."
Dude 2- "Watch out man, she's Facebook certifiable. She's a real nut job. Proceed at your own risk."
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The case where someone can't stop themselves from posting every insignificant thought or occurrence to their Facebook status. Similar to diarrhea of the mouth but for social networks.
Joe: Damn, Jill changes her Facebook status like every 5 minutes!
Mary: I know, That skank has Facebook diarrhea.
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Someone who you have never met, will never meet, and have absolutely no chance with, but you know everything about.
Douche 1: Christy is so hot with that uberminiskirt and hair-thin bra...
Douche 2: Yea dawg, shes my facebook girlfriend
Douche 1: Sick brah. So are you guys dating in real life then?
Douche 2: Nah brah its not like that dude, we want to keep things virtual. I just cant be tied down to a 5' 6" bikini model with a D cup and whose favorite color is turqoise and has soccer practice at 3:00 PM on Monday Tuesday and Thursday after school with her friend Janice who she got into a fight with about a cute guy but its ok because they talked it over and realized that he didnt like either of them so theres no point in fighting because they will just ruin their friendship which has been strong since the 3rd grade when they met in history class and made fun of their teacher, Ms. Kretzel.
Douche 1: Sounds like you two are pretty close. You gonna introduce yourself to her?
Douche 2: Hell no...
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Another addition to the Facebook Stalkers Toolkit for people who you don't want to talk to... to talk to you. To make it worse, the only off-switch is "going offline" on your internet browser.
You remember that creepy Blake guy from our High School? He caught me on facebook chat the other day and I didn't want to deal with the overwhelming guilt of ignoring him so I had to say hi.
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