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a male who pretends to be gay so he can hang out with girls to get laid.
guy 1: did u here about jimmy getting some ass last night?
guy 2: no, i thought he was gay
guy 1: no he is fake gay, so he is with girls all the time.
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PRETENDING TO GO DOWN ON A GIRL
Today my wife accused me of fake chowing...wow I thought I was doing it right all this time...
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When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'
Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.
Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.
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Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.
Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.
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provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate
I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.
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