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When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.
Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.
noun. a person who hasn't seen any episodes of a hit television series, who becomes an outcast in social and work situations since they cannot comment and the others do not want to spoil it.
Person 1: Has anyone seen Joseph?
Person 2: He's a tv outcast today since he didn't see the Breaking Bad finale last night.
When you continuously travel overseas for extended periods of time and miss the start of the new season of your favorite TV show because you just left the US, and when you get back you've just missed the end of the season.
Tarek can't go out dancing tonight, because he's got such bad TV Jetlag. He'll feel better after he watches 24 hours of 24.
When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.
The TV is a triangle
Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise
a crt tv that looks like spongebob
guy - i have a tv, wanna watch
friend - ok
(few minutes later)
friend - NAWW THIS GOOFY SPONGEBOB TV LOOFROLOOLK