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Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.
"Hey do you two want to play Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting?"
"CHOCOLATE! Meat you are the winner"
When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.
Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack Frost
A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
One of the cruelest and diabolical examples of gaslighting a parent can delude their child into believing is a real “thing”. IT IS NOT.
The equivalent of committing a mortal sin in the realm of the baking world by replacing icing (which is a creation and gift from God) with pudding (which is the Devil’s toe jam mixed with under boob sweat)- and doubling down on that transgression by convincing young children that doing so is acceptable and a viable alternative.
A baking ‘hack’ used by moms who were too lazy to use the correct icing/ topping on baked goods, or moms who ate all of the frosting off of baked goods and replaced the good stuff with far inferior and ethically reprehensible pudding as a way to cover their gluttonous tracks.
Although brilliant in every other way, Kevin insisting that using pudding for frosting is acceptable is his way of protecting his inner gaslighted self.
No way Kevin actually believes that pudding instead of frosting is a real “thing”?!?
Using pudding instead of frosting has been scientifically proven to contribute to global warming, El Niño, and psychological dermatitis.
When one lays cable (poops) and then continues to nut (ejacutlate) on the cable laid.
The act of crapping and nutting artfully combined.
I left a frosted ho ho on my jerk boss’s desk!
An expression of mild exasperation or frustration - may be used as a substitute for a curse word at work or in front of children. (Inspired by the first Kid President pep talk).
Roomie #1: Where's the rest of the cake from last night? I was planning to have it for breakfast...
Roomie #2: I ate it after you went to bed...sorry.
Roomie #1: Not cool Robert Frost!
A bukkake consisting of exclusively older men
Billy was dirty after receiving a load of jazz in he's ears after attending the frost bucket party