Bathroom Gap

(noun)

The part of the conversation you miss when you're in the bathroom. One can minimize the impact of their bathroom gap by timing it out to a less interesting part of the conversation, but it's impossible to ever truly know what one missed when they were in the bathroom.

Sam gets so anxious about bathroom gaps that he'll always peak his head out of the bathroom door and respond to things.

taking the gap

Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.

You know that bank robber shot by the police?
Yeah?
He’s taking the gap.

Gap of Doom

The gap between the airplane and the boarding ramp where you have to clench onto your personal belongings or they may disappear forever

Holy shit dude, the Gap of Doom on my flight home yesterday was bigger than the Grand Canyon

Generation gap

In today's usage, it refers to a perceived gap between younger people and their parents or grandparents.

Generation gap should have been solved in the future

Boat Gap

the space that highway patrols puts between cars when on the freeway to slow cars down and reduce traffic. the gap is so big you can put a boat in it.

This traffic on the highway is screwed. It definitely could use a boat gap.

birdging the gap between the rich and poor

Closing the gap between social statuses

Lil Timmy- dad what’s birdging the gap between the rich and poor
Dad- Closing the gap between social statuses

windy gap birds

Walker dew scouting for birds that are 15

there were so many Windy gap birds wanting me