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A garbage Gail is when a couple or quad are preforming the act of intercourse. When one participate goes to eat ass, the person(s) nostril catches a buttock hair(s) causing a spontaneous squeeze into the others brown star.
My friend mentioned how he had a lot of gas’s because of the garbage Gail they received.
He gave me a garbage Gail and I absolutely loved it.
I was tied up gaged and couldn’t react to his infamous garbage Gail
"Garbage plus" (or "garbage+") refers to when life has already been going pretty bad and then more things happen that make it almost impossible to manage.
"I just replaced my windshield only to have a rock hit it while driving on the highway which will now need to be repaired, my program director at work is a sociopath and has been playing mind games with me and setting me up for failure trying to get me to quit, then I discovered I'm going to lose out on $40,000 of loan repayments because of a technicality, a once "best friend" came out of hiding told me to fuck off when I asked what happened and went away again, another good friend told me the project we're starting to work on might not actually work out... it's a lot. My life is feeling pretty garbage plus right now."
"I was told that if I worked at this low-paying job for four years they would give me $40k towards repaying my student loans. They approved my application almost a year ago and I signed a contract. I just got an email saying because I am in default I'm not eligible. So now I worked for these corporate bastards pretending to be a nonprofit for over a year and I don't have this promise offered? They approved this knowing I was in default. Now I might be at risk for wage garnishment. Complete garbage plus."
anonymous commenter: Pewdiepie is An egotisticall peice of garbage
Sane people: I agree
The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.
Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*
A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him
Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger
When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment
Person A: “What does a baby computer call its father? Data!!”
Person B: “That was comedy garbage”