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Golfing where participants of the traditional foursome are replaced by drunken, foul mouthed, individuals. Traditional golf etiquette is replaced by constant heckling, the only exception being during a persons back swing.
While approaching the first tee of our last round of Ghetto Golf, Derek began bragging " I'm going to draw this ball right onto to the green". Dustin replied " No Fucking way bud, your going trees right!"
Lols abounded
Sure enough trees right, and the tone for the round was set
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A person who thinks they're ghetto but they're not
Someone that jumps back and forth from being ghetto, to being a prep, back to being ghetto
A person who think they've grown up in a tough neighborhood, but really have been raised by a fairly wealthy wealthy family, in a nice neighborhood
Mariah Carey - she always says she grew up poor, but she grew up in one of the richest neighborhoods of Long Island
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A small neighborhood in Greenwich Village, New York City, located on Thompson Street, between Bleecker Street and West 3rd Street. It is named for the plethora of 24-hours per day chess shops and on-street chess boards that line the street.
Overheard on the NYC subway: "You're a NYU student? Where do you live?" "Yup. I have a tiny apartment in the chess ghetto."
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Holding a pistol sideways instead of upright, the way thugs and gangstas tend to. The significant decrease in accuracy is made up for in style.
He isn't going to hit shit! He's holding the gun ghetto style!
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A ghetto girl who pretends she is rich to be the shit with all her ghetto friends. Usually has fake designer things. i.e. Goach purse.
"Whoa, did you see Kate's new purse?"
"Hell yeah, she's a ghetto snob."
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The language of 90% of urban dictionary users.
"Oh nigga, I just gae dat guh da nastiest case o' hupes eva at da partay down in da ghetto of ATL!!!!!"
"Dude, you're 12. You're parents are lawyers. You live in a mansion for fuck's sake."
"Ah shoo, whyz yooz hatin' on me?"
"Look shitnitz, take your white ass and your CapriSun out of my house."
"Aight Dawg!"
"I'm not your 'dawg' and stop with the Ghetto talk... seriously..."
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noun: get-toe ten-dan-sees
The overwhelming compulsions that drive otherwise civilized people to do stupid things that they KNOW are just plain ghetto. Usually harbored by non-ghetto folks who have had early (perhaps childhood) exposure to the ghetto/hood/projects. Some believe that this phenomenon supports the theory that, “you can take people out of the hood, but you can’t take the hood out of people”.
Person 1: Did you see that congresswoman from Georgia, Cynthia McKinney? Dat chick punched the shit outta that cop at the capitol!
Person 2: Ghetto tendencies, dawg. Ghetto-ass tendencies!
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