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Putting both penis and balls far into the vagina
Yeah baby I'm going to give you the mushroom later when were alone together
When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.
Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.
to give one the creeps is to create a feeling of disgust or horror
There was strange man following me around the grocery store. He was giving me the creeps!
give one the creeps
Give Joey a Goey (pronounced Go-eeee)
A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.
Application:
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`
Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.
Application:
Person1: ‘ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`
Person 2: ‘ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `
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To masturbate or give oneself pleasure.
I haven't been on a date in three months so I have been giving happy a bath several times a week. Happy is a bit chafed.
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expression describing a situation, when sb gets erection.
Politics! Politics gives me wood!
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Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life
It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself
Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish
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