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A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.
You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!
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The act of rubbing a floppy head on the gooch
I really need to zuch my gooch tonight
An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
chase licks gooch This word comes from the tribe called the chasenolikepussyians....The word chase licks gooch means to lick ones skin between the all mighty dangling scrotum and the endless pit of bung.
"dude, i heard chase licks mad gooch in his free time."
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when a girl has long disgusting gooch hair. The hair is not only long but catches dingleberrys, and smells like hot sauna sweat.
Ex.
adam:yo did you get with that girl last night?
gomez:na bro she has "wooki gooch hair"
adam:no please stop talking.
gomez:dude..NEVER again!
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An old folktale that came from japan many centuries ago. Mainly, it means that u have a stanky gooch that spreads throughout the butthole, and the testes, creating a sushi odor.
"Sir would you like to try our new special?"
"Sure, what would that be?"
"Fresh from the stove, hand made sushi gooch"
"YEA!"
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A severe condition is frequently obtained in the city of East Stroudsburg. Most known for it's 2010 outbreak in Warriors Football Camp due to over-consumption of warrior dogs and the failure to shower. This condition can only be treated by applying baby powder amongst the affected gooch.
Last night Twilliger caught me purchasing rye bread at Wawa and he made me rub baby powder amongst his gooch all night. He had a bad case of the Serbian Gooch Rash.
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