Dave’s got the dog

Parental unity during a fastpitch softball tournament. Parents supporting and having each other’s backs.

I gotta run to the Grocery Outlet for some ice cream, so Dave’s got the dog.

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Got that dawg in him

1. A person (athletes typically) who could perform at the highest levels even when under a lot of pressure

2. A person (males typically) who goes wild and starts going off after seeing some kitty. That dog inside them wants that cat

1. Skip: "...have some respect for Jimmy Butler because he has got that dawg in him...he is clutch, closer -- on defense and offense."

2. Jordan Poole got that dawg in him. After spotting some baddies sitting courtside, he started playing as if he was Steph Curry.

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Shit got real

When a situation changes from the tame and quotidian to the unfamiliar and hazardous, shit gets real. Shit getting real can lead to unexpected and potentially life-threatening consequences. If you believe shit may soon become real, the best thing to do is to get real yourself by staying calm and maintaining an awareness of your surroundings.

"I noticed the guy walking behind me for several blocks was starting to close the distance between us. I made some unusual turns in an attempt to shake him. But he was still following, and was now in spitting distance. And then shit got real."

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Woody got Wood

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him

Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe

I got socks on

It's not gay if you have socks on because you're not fully naked

Ex:Imagine you're gargling ya homies nut sack and you forget to say no homo you good cuz (you) I got socks on.

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America's Got Talent

An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.

This is "America's Got Talent"

Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"

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You got screwed.

What you say to your cellmates in central booking when they explain to you why they don't belong there. I recommend you rehearse these words because they can keep you from getting your ass kicked if you ever get arrested.

Really scary woman: He was the one pulling on my hair but the only reason they arrested me was 'cause he looked worse than me after I busted him in the head with that fire hydrant.

Me (meekly): You got screwed.

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