My ass is grass

When your getting chased in a horror game and the thing chasing you is right on your ass

"Oh shit, my ass is grass"

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Grass Under the Sea

What autistic gay people who aren't very smart (aka fucking stupid) call kale

Heyyyy Grass Under the Sea

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grass roots truth

A quote by my youth pastor. Refers to looking at the deep reality of a situation.

"Dood, look at the grass roots truth. That girl has been playin' you all along!"

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outdoor grass

the good fineness of kush found in your garden; when you're high on something; sometimes find in your house;

Friend: is japan a city?
You: nibba you've been trippin. is you on dat outdoor grass?

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cut your grass!

When someone tells you to cut your grass it means to cut your vagina hairs off.

Boy: Cut your grass!
Girl: I'm sorry I haven't in foreverr.

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grass-your-ass

thank you. A take off of Gracias. (Thank you in spanish)

Lauren: "Does anyone have any water?"
Nicole: "I do." (Hands the water to her friends)
Lauren: Grass-your-ass.

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Cutting my grass

When someone tries to take over your drug dealing business. They go to your custees and try to sell them their shit.

Brian is going to get the shit kicked out of him! He's cutting my grass!

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