Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt

Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.

Sexy Greek

A sexy Greek is a male apart of a fraternity that is not your typical white movie frat boy.

P1: Hey, you know that school from TikTok with the Q Dogs?
P2: Yeah. Howard Uni.?
P1: I wanna go there.
P2: Why?
P1: They have a lot of SEXY GREEKS there.

raw greek

1. Unprotected homosexual sex consisting of one or more people of Greek origin.

2. The use of Greek fire as a supplemental sex toy during unprotected homosexual sex.

Person 1: Damn, Alexios is so hot in that Centurion uniform...
Person 2: Fr, I would SO let him raw greek me.

Surgeon: So it appears you have third-degree burns in your ass.
Person 2: Why did I let him raw greek me...

Greek platter

When one performs fellatio “from the back”

She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.

chubby greek

A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.

Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".

Greek yogurt

Greek yogurt is cum flowing out of a man's asshole after gay sex.

Me and my lover both made greek yogurt after hot sex last night.

Greek yogurt

Semen inserted into the anus during anal sex.

"do you want some Greek yogurt?"
"She like Greek yogurt in her mouth."