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The irrational craving of smelling your soaked in blood dirty pad
I just love my bloody gucci,would you like me to smell yours?
Gucci-Meningococcemia is a serious bloodstream infection.
I think I caught Gucci-Meningococcemia, and it’s in my bloodstreams
Gucci Surprise takes a little planning and is best achieved during quick sexual encounters aka, a quickie, ideally as soon as you get home from going out and your lust for each other is high. Get home, make sure partner places handbag on the nightstand / counter / bathroom sink, anywhere close to where there will be some fucking going down, rip clothes off and get after it, ending in the doggie style or simply "hitting it from behind" position. Now, this is important...right when you know your partner, the one you are behind, is about to climax grab the hand bag, place it over there head, and hold on as long as you can while still going at it and yelling Gucci Surprise Bitch! (you can leave bitch in or out, depends on how close you are) It's really great because as all the contents are falling on their head, they are then covered in darkness, but immediately know where they are cause every purse has a distinct smell. Hold on... You can also call this the "Hand Bag Hoe Down"
Got home last night after the bars, Ashley was all horned up, we got home and didn't make it past the kitchen until she dropped her purse on the counter and started pulling my pants down, was a perfect set up...I smashed it out from behind while she was facing the oven and ended it with a Gucci Surprise. Managed to hold on for about 15 seconds before she bucked me off.
Stupid sentence to present you or others getting huuuuuuge
Are you going to the cafe to get your Gucci Gaines?
Gucci Trousers made by TommyInnit.
Ph1lza, I have gucci trousers now!
When a popular rapper is released from jail, and all of the other rappers want to make a song with him
Bro, I can't wait 'til Meek Mill gets released from jail. He will totally have the Gucci Mane Effect.
When something is better than good, when something is better than great, when something is better than gucci.
Person 1: I got laid!
Person 2: Thats gucci-rrific!