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When a woman's vagina grows excessive stubble overnight.
Or you were just too drunk to realize just how hairy her vagina was the night before.
Example 1
Her pussy was soft as a baby butt last night, but this morning I woke up to hairy omelette and she wanted me to lick it. I don't need razor burn on my lips.
Example 2
I met this girl at the bar last night and we hooked up. The next morning I woke up to breakfast in bed, but unfortunately all she was serving me was a hairy omelette. I went to the bathroom, grabbed her razor and said, call me when you take care of that mess.
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A hairy vagina commonly known as a bush
OMG are you wearing furry panties?
HOLY SHIT! No! that's just a hairy Miffy!!
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When you have an unscheduled dismount were one's legs are spread apart while up-side down in the air.
Oh shit! I have to grab her horse! She just pulled a hairy scissor! I hope she's alright!
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Characterized by especially exaggerated or stereotypical manliness.
... the regulators have been powerless to do much more than issue hairy-chested statements about stepping up supervision and a willingness to impose penalties.
Elizabeth Knight, Surveying the field of carnage The Sydney Morning Herald March 07 2008
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A term that when uttered will usually end a conversation or Facebook thread abruptly. The effect of this is always more pronounced when the subject of the conversation revolves around the now deceased singer/song writer Ronnie James Dio.
Although the possibility of a Hairy Sackett was first postulated by the mathematician Liebniz in 1704, it was not until 1974 that the Indian physicist Sivaramakrishna Chandrasekhar was able to empirically prove it's existance.
Person 1: I have to tell you the story about my enormous cyst before we have dinner.
Person 2: Hairy Sackett
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When a girl has a hairy asshole, you wrap the hair around your dick and duct tape it, then rip it off.
Alex: Barbara's ass is still sore from the hairy swirl I gave her last night.
Bob: Nice!
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When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.
O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.
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