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Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
My girl wanted a creamy hammer
A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."
"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.
Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"
A hammer that is used to smash a TV.
John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!
A Russian with a big ass dick
Soviet hammer here for the party
when you go out and party hard...really hard.
Dude I don't know what happened last night, but I "dropped the hammer" and woke up with half a social security card and a 70's style Slazenger tennis racket.