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Imagine Jimmy Savil, Ginormica ( that tall bitch from Monsters vs Aliens) and fucking Shrek all mixed into one. I'm pretty sure that's how this fucktard was made. This man went from the fat short kid to the fat tall kid who dates 13 year olds. Yes, 13 year olds!!!! My man is afraid of girls. He ran away from not 1 but 4 girls. I'll give it to him, this cunt can be funny. But he can not bench press to save his life. Ollie Harrison hit his peak when he spilt his milkshake overhimself. After that, well his popularity is receding faster than Alfie's hairline.
13 year olds friend: I never knew your dad was that tall... 13 year old: No he's just Ollie Harrison
Harrison nursey’s are typically known for being sad all the time u don’t see them happy they only smile and laugh on a very rare occasion they usually get bullied and become scared of groups of 3 people or more , when u say a joke they usually walk away and cry they just can’t handle it
“ have u seen that Harrison nursey guy he’s so weird
“ I said he’s gay and he pulled his pants down and walked off with tears down his eyes
The "quiet" Beatle, who liked God, food, Monty Python and Eric Clapton, but God was the only one who hadn't betrayed him. He's a sweet cinnamon roll.
George Harrison had nice and hairy legs.
The hottest, most beautiful, stunning, magnificent, lovely, pretty, fantastic, georgeous, amazing, awesome and perfect human being to ever walk this earth as well as the lead guitarist of the best group in musical history: The Beatles
George Harrison has sexy eyelashes!
A racist ass school filled with the spawns of the devil. Everyone hates it and makes constant jokes about their misery at the school.
The ceilings are falling? Only at the Harrison Junior School.
The most beautiful sweetest boy anyone could ever ask for. I love you xx
“I hope everyone can find their Harrison🤍”