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Meaning something isn't going to happen. 0% chance.
Guy #1:"Give me like $10 man."
Guy #3"Like hell, get your own money."
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A place dedicated only to straight men in the after life where they must face each and every "Man Sin" they committed while alive and receive some sort of penance.
-Finish a whole keg during a keg stand in MAN HELL for every girly cosmo type drink bought at a bar for oneself. NOTE: drinking them at a party where it's free or to get laid is acceptable as long as in a red cup.
-Being a one man NFL team vs the 1985 Bears in MAN HELL because you have a bruise/cut and can't play tackle football with your friends.
-Fight against a champion pit bull in a dog fight ring dressed in a steak suit in MAN HELL because you bought a cute, little puppy..unacceptable!
You get the idea... so don't be a pussy!!!
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A sunburn that itches badly and when you go itch it it burns like hell, tends to be extremely painful
John: dude my sunburns itches but when i scratch it it hurts like hell!
Bill: oh dude youve got hells itch
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What one says when he is confused, puzzled, perplexed and or mindfucked. Is synonymous with the highly used "What the hell?"
"What in the hell just happened?"
"What the hell is that monkey doing fucking that dog like that?"
"What in the hell does that jew think he's doing trying to haggle that black man from his drug money?"
"What in the hell is going on?"
"What in the hell time is it?"
"What in the hell did you just do?"
"What in the hell? Why would you accuse me of fucking that transexual hooker by the pool at the sleezy motel?"
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A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso
His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.
Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.
Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.
Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,
Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.
Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.
Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,
The fleshlight of the graves.
I will fap with the red fleshlight,
In the mouth of little Tomino.
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The worst insult that could be said to anyone
Kid one: Hey superminecraftgamer69, i bet you only have 5 minecraft diamonds
Kid two: hell you
Kid one: im telling my mommy!
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War slang meaning to unleash hell on the enemy. Or used when dropping the flame agent Napalm. (Liquid fire.) See light em up
Ok boys, let's rain hell!
Charlie's up the river, let's rain hell on em!
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