Hello Neighbor

Hello Neighbor is a stealth horror game about sneaking into your neighbor's house to figure out what horrible secrets he's hiding in the basement.

You play against an advanced AI that learns from your every move. Really enjoying climbing through that backyard window? Expect a bear trap there. Sneaking through the front door? There'll be cameras there soon. Trying to escape? The Neighbor will find a shortcut and catch you.

hello neighbor is gay game for pussies

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hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

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Hello Panda

Hello Panda is just this like, japanese cookie thing. It's got cream and stuff inside. It's like Pocky, except less overrated and less familiar to weaboos.

When you bite into it, the sticky creamy white stuff fills your mouth.

See what I did there?

"...Oh cool, I just bought some Hello Panda. Good for me. :D"

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Hello Games

A thieving company that lies to make money. A business practice that makes even hookers seem ethical. An action that is vile towards society as a whole. To get away with something worse than murder (no that isn't an exaggeration when you plug in the numbers). A group that is okay with losing most of their lifetime because of greed.

Wow Studio Wildcard, you went full Hello Games with that DLC in Early Access and doubling the price of your mediocre game.

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hello dave

You say hello to dave
and hi to sue

'' Hello Dave ''
'' Hiiiiii Sue ''

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Hello kitty

A freak that is on a tv show

Hello kitty scares me

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hello cocky

When batting in cricket and the ball flys up at the batsman,his look is one of surprise with eyes wide open...much like a cocky

hello cocky,that made you wake up

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