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He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

by zenissushi August 23, 2019

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he was like a father to me, i loved him like my so

the death of a beloved minecraft pet

"Noo!!, He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son."

by Truth Bombs May 19, 2020


giving him/her your two cents

anal sex

"Did you see those two fags going at it?"
"Yeah he was really giving him his two cents."

by Big JD August 15, 2003

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i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me

He needa stop playin and make me his.

Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.

by bipolarassbitch March 16, 2022

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will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated

Well it is what it is

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard

by Anonymous bever January 19, 2018

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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

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John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.

Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him

by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009

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