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Two people who are romantically involved attach their mouths together and flick a tonsil stone back and forth with their tongues until one of them accidentally swallows it, losing the game.
Rob and Martha were playing tonsil hockey yesterday. Rob lost, and he's been feeling nauseous ever since.
The reference "tonsil hockey" means you are in a full on make out session with someone. French kissing is a shorter version type of tonsil hockey - it always includes your tongues being the sticks playing each other, your tonsils being your goal.
"Wow... Becca and her boyfriend were playing tonsil hockey on the couch during the movie, they were really going at it!"
person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.
i wish i could be a hockey manager
The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.
Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.
An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
when you’re making out and your lips are sliding. the tongue simulates a hockey puck going in the goal.
“yoo dude, you were playing taco hockey with your gf weren’t you?”