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When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.
Mike: Where's Kenny?
Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.
Someone who uses their friend's phone to avoid paying their own mobile fees.
- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."
if you want to have some serious fun then invite a phone-phet over!
oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.
When a person is constantly on their phone, flirting with other people through social media accounts, texts, or calling
Hey baby, you wouldn’t be so tired if you weren’t up all night playing phone pp!
Flirting with someone at your table by secretly texting back and forth with your phone in your lap.
Hey you two, stop playing phone footsie and listen up. I have something important to tell you.
A phone that an unfaithful man would use just for other girls that he's seeing on the side
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e
Bill: "Damn son my baby found my creep phone"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"