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The moment when you realize that you screwed up as a Mom. You are NOT going to win the mythical "Mother of the Year" trophy. Laugh. Move on. Try to learn from it. And remember...no one is perfect. Everyone has them.
I was busy and Claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. I did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. Pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was pooping like nothing I had ever seen. A definite MOTY Moment.
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A point in your vacation to Memphis, Tennessee where you visit Beale Street and become entirely too intoxicated and almost vomit in Elvis Presley's house tour the following day because of the vast variety of shag carpentry throughout the house, which only intensifies your extreme nausea.
"Holy crap! Last night I had a total Memphis Moment. My friend had to fireman carry my drunk ass out of the cab while I adourned the hotel lobby with half digested bbq and a variety of alcoholic beverages."
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When you do something stupid or blondish
When I fell down I was like "Molly moment!"
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n. something extremely pleasurable, resulting in elation and ecstacy
"Bright moments..... is like makin' love to a moonbeam." - Rahsaan Roland Kirk
"Bright moments to all."
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A moment in your life when everything seems right. Nothing can get to you.
When your guy holds you in his arms, kisses you on your head, tells you he loves you and holds you again like he'll never let you go.
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Said when something funny happens that would have made a good picture.
"Remember when he fell in the river! Hahaha what a Kodak Moment."
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Just plain in simple a nigga moment is when the mind of a logical negro male is overwhelmed by ignorance. Some say that nigga moments can happen anywhere,they can. Nigga moments occur by simply just stepping on a nigga's shoes. Nike's these days are like $150 landmines step on one and boom a nigga moment happens. Nigga moments cannot be resolved by peace.
A nigga steppin on another nigga's kicks and then both them nigga's start shooting and shit. niggas is wild. for instance i live in canton, ohio you know niggas is crazy up here, Nigga moments occur by the seconds
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