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name for a cock when woke up with it stiff
paul say's "stand to attention"
joanne say's ( whilst saluting to paul's erect penis ) "morning major"
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The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.
Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!
I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!
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The act of licking pussy in the morning.
I woke up with a woody anf had some morning bean.
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1. when after a night of sex a foul odor is emitted from the snatch the next morning
2. the smell of pussy in the morning
man 1:the next day the bitch wanted me to go down on her but i said no you got morning pussy
man 2: i hear dat
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Take definition #6 & #7 from jacket and do it in the morning.
A: Where's Steve, we gotta get going.
B: I dunno, must be trying to get his 'morning jacket' on.
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refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.
person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."
person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."
person 1: *shivers*
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Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.
My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.
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